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Old 30-07-10, 05:59 AM
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.


Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new golf bag.
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Old 30-07-10, 07:26 AM
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.


Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new golf bag.
Odd you should say that... I won a golf bag finishing second in an Open competition yesterday
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Old 30-07-10, 07:40 AM
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Odd you should say that... I won a golf bag finishing second in an Open competition yesterday
Congrats! Does it fit? Are you? You can try your luck with 12points - again ...

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Old 30-07-10, 08:03 AM
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.


Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new golf bag.
If all she smells of is a new golf bag (golf?????) you've got off lightly in my humble experience.

A sort of tuna/piss mixture is more the norm I should have thought.

I bet S would look great in a leather dress though.
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Old 30-07-10, 09:46 AM
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.


Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new golf bag.
You buy it, I'll wear it and i'll let you call me any sort of dirty old bag. I like dressing up
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Old 30-07-10, 10:57 PM
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WMG ... it would be my pleasure ..... ;-)
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Old 30-07-10, 11:24 PM
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WMG ... it would be my pleasure ..... ;-)
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Old 31-07-10, 02:10 PM
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Leather dresses are a huge turn on for me. Its the smell and the texture...
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Old 31-07-10, 02:14 PM
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Leather dresses are a huge turn on for me. Its the smell and the texture...
A bit like Uniroyal Kingfishers, David?

Come to think of it, not much...
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Old 31-07-10, 04:56 PM
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Love the smell. Part of my handbag fetish maybe? And I love men in black leather. Watched Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake again last week on Sky and Adam Cooper in those black leather trousers!!

Inappropriate to drool, but mmm
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Old 31-07-10, 05:02 PM
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Leather dresses are a huge turn on for me. Its the smell and the texture...
Next are advertising their new Autumn collection, and leather is going to be THE thing for the new season . . . so one happy man!

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Old 31-07-10, 05:28 PM
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Leather dresses are a huge turn on for me. Its the smell and the texture...
Do you buy them here David?



http://www.cross-dress.com/


Must get some dashed odd looks tench fishing!
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Old 31-07-10, 05:33 PM
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Do you buy them here David?



http://www.cross-dress.com/


Must get some dashed odd looks tench fishing!


Now that's funny....
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Old 31-07-10, 09:30 PM
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Do you buy them here David?



http://www.cross-dress.com/


Must get some dashed odd looks tench fishing!
Nah I have little lady in chelsea who runs them up for me
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