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    Appetite Guest

    Piss flaps

    Have we had a serious discussion about these yet?

    I've seen precious little evidence of any 'flapping' and I'm sure most ladies could piss just fine without them. Are we dealing with a misnomer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Appetite View Post
    Have we had a serious discussion about these yet?

    I've seen precious little evidence of any 'flapping' and I'm sure most ladies could piss just fine without them. Are we dealing with a misnomer?
    Jesus you must be bored to start a thread like this...

    Mine is called a pussy i'll have you know!!!
    A bad girl, just enjoying being bad...

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    Amira Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Appetite View Post
    Have we had a serious discussion about these yet?

    I've seen precious little evidence of any 'flapping' and I'm sure most ladies could piss just fine without them. Are we dealing with a misnomer?
    i'm glad we're gong to talk about piss flaps. i have quite a lot to say about them.

    firstly, i think i'd piss better without them. especially standing up. i hate it when it goes all skew-whiff and down my legs or in my knickers.

    having said that... i hate the depiction of piss flaps in porn. where do they get these women from? they have a tiniest piss flaps i've ever seen. and i've seen a lot i can assure you.

    are men afraid or disgussed by big piss flaps? is this why porny women's ones are so small?

    xax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amira View Post
    i'm glad we're gong to talk about piss flaps. i have quite a lot to say about them.

    firstly, i think i'd piss better without them. especially standing up. i hate it when it goes all skew-whiff and down my legs or in my knickers.

    having said that... i hate the depiction of piss flaps in porn. where do they get these women from? they have a tiniest piss flaps i've ever seen. and i've seen a lot i can assure you.

    are men afraid or disgussed by big piss flaps? is this why porny women's ones are so small?

    xax
    It's a great new-ish area for plastic surgery - neater lips, virginal vaginas, bleached butts ... can you get laser hair removal 'down there'?

    S x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amira View Post
    i'm glad we're gong to talk about piss flaps. i have quite a lot to say about them.

    firstly, i think i'd piss better without them. especially standing up. i hate it when it goes all skew-whiff and down my legs or in my knickers.

    having said that... i hate the depiction of piss flaps in porn. where do they get these women from? they have a tiniest piss flaps i've ever seen. and i've seen a lot i can assure you.

    are men afraid or disgussed by big piss flaps? is this why porny women's ones are so small?

    xax
    do you remember. that 1st. tentative piss.
    after giving birth?????
    thank christ. every thing.
    springs back. into action. and as it was!!!!

    and yeah. you are right.
    i think some men. are too easily afraid/disgusted
    of things. that are. entirely natural.

    we seem to be. drip fed. a constant
    diet of porn. the imagery. is everywhere.
    i'm not sure. it is a good thing.
    it doesn't broaden the mind. seems more.
    to narrow it????

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    Amira Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by kitty View Post
    do you remember. that 1st. tentative piss.
    after giving birth?????
    thank christ. every thing.
    springs back. into action. and as it was!!!!

    and yeah. you are right.
    i think some men. are too easily afraid/disgusted
    of things. that are. entirely natural.

    we seem to be. drip fed. a constant
    diet of porn. the imagery. is everywhere.
    i'm not sure. it is a good thing.
    it doesn't broaden the mind. seems more.
    to narrow it????
    ah yes... that first piss after the birth... actually it was easy for me cos i was in a pool. it looked like there had been a shark attack.

    the porn i've seen (which is very little really) is all too fast. too bam bam bam bam... all bam... and no style.

    xax
    Last edited by Amira; 05-04-08 at 03:57 PM.

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    kitty Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Amira View Post
    ah yes... that first piss after the birth... actually it was easy for me cos i was in a pool. it looked like there had been a shark attack.

    the porn i've seen (which is very little really) is all too fast. too bam bam bam bam... all bam... and no style.

    xax


    my youngest???? a water birth too. i hear you

    lots of us. have probably. done the home movie thing.
    i have found that. to be sexy. very sexy.

    but. the wham bam. of girls. with too much makeup.
    in brightly lit rooms???? no. not for me either.
    not sexy for me. in any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty View Post


    my youngest???? a water birth too. i hear you

    lots of us. have probably. done the home movie thing.
    i have found that. to be sexy. very sexy.

    but. the wham bam. of girls. with too much makeup.
    in brightly lit rooms???? no. not for me either.
    not sexy for me. in any way.

    oh yes... home movies can be good

    now... back to the piss flaps... do you remember the first time you ever saw your mother's?

    xax

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    Appetite Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Amira View Post
    now... back to the piss flaps... do you remember the first time you ever saw your mother's?

    xax

    I think I've only seen other peoples mother's. I assume I had my eyes shut when I was born all that squeezing was hurting my head

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    Amira Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Appetite View Post
    I think I've only seen other peoples mother's. I assume I had my eyes shut when I was born all that squeezing was hurting my head
    did you never see your mother's when she was naked... in a bath for example? i suppose it's less likely an older son would see his mother naked, than a daughter... i've seen my daughter looking at mine.

    xax

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    Amira Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Appetite View Post
    I think I've only seen other peoples mother's.
    i think we need Goldi for this one...

    there seem to be two instances of belonging here...

    the piss flaps belonging to the mothers

    the mothers belonging to other people

    tricky

    xax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pris View Post
    I believe it should be:

    'Other people's mothers' pissflaps.'

    As there are several mothers.

    Maybe Susy will concur? She knows 'er gramma!
    Tops' of the clar's's', P!

    'S x

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    Amira Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Pris View Post
    I believe it should be:

    'Other people's mothers' pissflaps.'

    As there are several mothers.

    Maybe Susy will concur? She knows 'er gramma!
    well in that sentence you are right... but that's not what appetite wrote...

    he wrote (leaving out the relevant apostrophes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Appetite View Post
    I think I've only seen other peoples mothers.
    although he was referring to the piss flaps of the other people's mothers he didn't actually mention them. so... is it still punctuated in the same way?

    i think it would have to be... other wise we would think he was talking about only ever having seen the mothers belonging to other people.. and not their piss flaps.

    xax

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    kitty Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Amira View Post
    well in that sentence you are right... but that's not what appetite wrote...

    he wrote (leaving out the relevant apostrophes)



    although he was referring to the piss flaps of the other people's mothers he didn't actually mention them. so... is it still punctuated in the same way?

    i think it would have to be... other wise we would think he was talking about only ever having seen the mothers belonging to other people.. and not their piss flaps.

    xax
    and. not to muddy this water!!!!

    but. had he been. looking. for example.
    in National Geographic???

    might it not have been. other peoples' mothers'????

    [Amira. you are a smart one. are you a barrister????]

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    Amira Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by kitty View Post
    and. not to muddy this water!!!!

    but. had he been. looking. for example.
    in National Geographic???

    might it not have been. other peoples' mothers'????

    [Amira. you are a smart one. are you a barrister????]
    be careful Kitty... a terrible fate befell me when i mocked appetite's father's poo...

    and no... i'm not a barrister... but what fun that would be... arguing, playing games and lying for a living... and a good one too. not to mention the clothes... i'd love it.

    xax

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