The Lords Test Match has started and suddenly England doesn't seem so far away.

This may have been covered before, but... when meeting your lover / partner / special friend / alluded one / ... (see Terminology thread), is it the done thing to wear your wedding jewellery (e.g. wedding ring) or leave it elsewhere?

Anywhere but here is how I feel at the moment.

If time and money were no object, where and with whom, would you like to be?

With the new set up and all, is it still possible to subscribe to the Forum ONLY, or does it have to be the whole caboodle which simply then lends access to the Forum as a bonus?
And if so, how does a newbie who doesn't want to join the main dating site simply access/subscribe to the Forum on its own?

mean the same don't they or is it just f*****ll pundits. Come on you mighty intellects. Sorry I can't think of a more interesting new thread.

You got past the queue at passport control then?

alright that's rounded you all up. and i've caught up with the bridge now and it's great. it's not as good as the killing but i like it better.

anyone else suspect that martin's son is not talking online to who he think he's talking to online? and the guy selling s/w to martin's wife is dodgy?

I do now

My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started….

I had a phone call from a friend I haven't heard from since her divorce 5 years ago. We lost each others numbers and have been trying to get in touch for a long time.

She said that she had something to say that could shock me and when she said she had been looking at sites for married men I almost fainted thinking that she had found out about me. She has met men who are not married but divorced and seperated and the shock is that she is now a dom. She tried being a sub first and still tries both but her boyfriend who is a dom says she is a natural and better than any pro dom he has paid for. I had to look up all of these names!

She invited me to a club called the Pedestal in London but I feel scared of what it could be like, even though I like dressing up.

Have any of you been to clubs like this? She says that the young girls look good in the get up but that it is a good thing for older ladies as the men like us?

Elsewhere on this board someone had referred to their 'boyfriend' and I thought she was talking about her main relationship until later on in the post, I discovered it was her EMA-partner. Personally, I'm never quite clear how to refer to him (when there has been one, I hasten to add. Not now when there's none). Lover would seem presumptuous early on. Boyfriend sounds well, too conventional, like it is going somewhere. EMA sounds like you're referring to the relationship not the relationshippee. So what would be a good term to use to refer to someone with whom you are having an affair?

I was in a bar on Saturday night. Had a few. I noticed two large women
by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from
Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's Wales you friggin ' idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from
Scotland?". . . .

Then the lights went out.....

Have writers block. All my energy has gone into fighting strummer suggetions on a postcard