Snoring spoils sex

Those currently enjoying the benefits of an adulterous relationship may be interested to hear that a new study has found snoring ruins sex lives.

This may prompt some unfaithful lovers to visit the doctor, as their snoring may eventually lead them to have less sex.

Research commissioned by Fisher and Paykel Healthcare, a leading supplier of devices and systems for use in respiratory care, acute care and the treatment of obstructive sleep in Australia, found that 50 per cent of women said snoring had damaged a romantic relationship.

And snoring is not just bad for the sex life. Male infidels may also find they are kicked or elbowed during the night to stop their snoring, as 79 per cent of women admitted to resorting to violence to stop her partner's noisy breathing.

So should your secret affair be affected by a snoring extra-marital lover, it is suggested that they seek help, as then both partners can enjoy some well-deserved post-coital sleep.

Posted by Bob Freeman

Category: Married dating strategy

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