Adulterers find jilted lovers are exceptionally 'crabby'

Those who are caught playing away from home may find that their jilted lovers soon have the 'claws' out for revenge.

While some cheated spouses might be 'itching' to get away, others have an alternative solution to 'nip' your adulterous ways in the bud.

A UK website has launched a unique service in which it sells genital 'crab' eggs over the internet.

"Yes we sell pubic lice and yes we are proud of it!" states Crabrevenge.com.

For as little as £13.99, cheated partners can purchase their own 'crab colony', containing around 30 eggs, which the website claims will hatch within days.

It even offers advice on how to maximise the effects of the pubic pests and recommends sprinkling them in the bed sheets or underwear of anyone caught getting a bit of nookie with an extramarital lover.

Crab Revenge claims to offer people the prefect solution to getting their own back, one it says will not hold them accountable for "permanent damage, personal injury or jail time".

Adulterers may therefore wish to take extra care covering their tracks, to avoid giving partners lice-ence to attack.

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