David's adultery blog

Sarkozy runs to type

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:48:09 +0000

In the 1980’s I lived in Paris and Sarkozy was my local Mayor in Neuilly s/s and he was a big deal lady killer back then. Every fragrant lady in our chic part of Paris would have gladly spend all night long giving Sarkozy her ‘vote’. He spent years being adored before he moved onto the national/intl stage, He is no beginner. Carla Bruni has also made clear that she thinks monogamy is something you make furniture with - they are a perfect couple! I assume that they will drift into a nice, workable gallic arrangement whilst staying together as a couple. I look forward to seeing how this develops.

David’s travel tips for adultery fun #1 India

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:26:39 +0000

It is often said that adulterers have a high risk personality. If this is your case you should make sure to have an affair in Agra India. Last week a couple indulging in a sexy session were grabbed by the cuckolded husband, doused in kerosene and set ablaze - they died of course.

Tallahassee in the States is no safer, an irate husband is in court for alledgedly hanging his missus for having an extramarital affair. Of course, if you want the state to give you a painful adrenalin rush then many muslim countries will oblige with a well placed flogging or stoning.

Gotcha! Yes Queen Anne did play away.

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:05:08 +0000

It seems that Anne Boleyn was guilty as charged by her husband Henry the Eighth. New research in a book by George Bernard a historian suggests that Queen Anne had some royal ‘rumpy pumpy’ because she was pissed of with the king. At the time there were even rumours of a bit of brotherly incest along with 5 possible lovers. Not much we can do about it now but Cheryl Cole seems to be doing plenty about prize dork Ashley who has been given his marching orders. The idiot who played around whilst married to the sexiest Geordie known to man has been given his red card - about time too.

Sharia law and Extramarital sex

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:30:31 +0000

From time to time we read that there is pressure to incorporate bits of Sharia law into the UK juridicial system. Would we really wish to ever go down this route? Take the example of Malaysia (truly Asia!) which is drifting slowly into Sharia appeasement and increasingly flogging their women who get caught having affairs. It is only a short step from flogging to stoning

One of my clients is in for a flogging at least, his wife found his spare mobile which did not have a password (careless or what?) - from what he told me a caning would be a good result. On every mobile phone I’ve ever had there is a setup procedure that prompts you to create a PIN. Let this be a warning, spare phones need a PIN too.

Place your bets on the celeb adultery stakes!!!

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:44:25 +0000

Are you bored with the Derby and Grand National? No problem there, Paddy Power are laying the odds on celeb adultery break-ups. Will Cheryl dump Ashley and if she does will Lewis Hamilton cruise on over and soothe her broken Geordie heart? (6/1 as first suitor) If you think Ashley and Cheryl are the next celebs to bite the dust you can get 4/5 at Paddy Power. John Terry will get you 6/1 Tiger and Elin are there at 3/1. Alex and Katie get slightly better odds at 7/1 but then the ink is barely dry on their marriage contract.

The danger of texting

admin — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 11:28:03 +0000

It suprises me that celebrities who can afford a cupboard full of diamond studded mobile phones would send explicit texts on their main phone. What level of dickhead is Ashley Cole?? But then I suppose if the object of your affection is yet another topless model like Sonia Wild you would hardly qualify as the brightest match in box. I would never normally encourage any woman to dump her bloke for infidelity I would urge the fragrant Cheryl to rid herself of this embarrassing nobhead.

Top score for Tower Hamlets Adultery

admin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:15:18 +0000

Yes, Tower Hamlets is the top scoring adultery centre of the UK. A survey of 3000 adultery petitions for divorce puts Tower Hamlets frimly at the top with 29% of the total compared with a measly 2.9% in Islington. Even more interesting was the fact that of those petitions in Tower Hamlets 60% were instigated by the women. Obviously the men in Islington are better at hiding their activities which corresponds to the high percentage of clients Loving Links has in leafy North London.

John Terry adultery shock!!!!

admin — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:58:06 +0000

So another wag hires Max Clifford to spill her heart out to the News of the World. According to Max she is the hottest story in town. That John Terry has been shagging around is hardly a suprise but I suppose I should mention it in my blog. What concerns me is whether this should impact on his role as England captain and if so, why? It seems to me extraordinarily hypocritical that the ‘great and the good’ of football/politics/media etc should be sitting in judgement on John Terry’s sex life. It was only the other year that Farah (fire alarm) Alam was throwing her knickers all over the FA boardroom and most of the miscreants got little more than a slap on the wrist. Terry will suffer in his pocket - as did Tiger Woods - when the sponsorship dries up. This is fair do’s - sportsmen get sponsorship dosh when they match up to the image they present to their public. It is not fair however, to suggest that sexual misdemeanours stop them heading the ball into the back of the net or hitting a ball into a hole that most of us can barely see.

Throwing discretion to the wind

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:51:33 +0000

Apparently a group has been set up on facebook to stop an adult dating website (not us!!!) from running billboard posters touting their services. If the posters are as tacky as their site then I would support the ban on the grounds of good taste alone. I also worry about our sort of dating being brought too blatantly into the public arena, I don’t think it benefits a discreet adulterer lifestyle. Not that the site in question has any interest beyond drawing in the punters. I glanced at the site and it was full of impossibly provocative women pouting at male punters. Tits out for the lads and credit cards out for the site owners!! Ah well, caveat emptor.

Sperm donations required, form an orderly queue

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:11:57 +0000

According to research at Sheffield University there is a severe shortage of homegrown UK sperm available for donations. It seems that wome are having to go abroad or order a bottle-full online. Solution!!! A quick subscription to loving links and they can fill themselves to joyous excess free of charge and they will probably get a nice meal thrown in. If speed is of the essence they can give me a call and I’ll invite them to our members party on Feb 5th in London where they can get a donation on the spot!