Oh Dear! My Implants Have Gone All Wonky.
[Posted January 9th, 2012]One of the most popular gifts our Links Gold members seem to give our women is breast implants. For some women it is up there with a Rolex watch and Jimmy Choos as a sign of affection and admiration. Quite often a woman will confide in me and say 'he got me implants for my birthday' – wow a present that goes on giving!
Now I wonder if these ladies will be asking for some prompt after sales service on their enhancements? I can imagine the scene. 'Oh darling you know my tits you gave me/us last year could we take them back and replace them?' I am sure they would be really miffed if they had changed lovers in the meantime an they can't get the new guy to cough up. After all you can always have your Rolex reapired and the tyres changed on your Mini!
By the way, Happy New Year to everyone!
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