Why do they do it???  If you are in the public eye making £150K as a TV host you do not seduce topless models on twitter.  You will get found out, the tabloid hacks are brighter than you are and you will end up with mud on your face.  Jason Manford not only twittered ‘twatlike’ to a ‘fan’ but it wasnt even her real picture – that is real wanker stuff.  His wife Catherine was not amused and his bank manager will be unhappy that this idiot has lost his cushy TV spot.  The News of the world has all the detailsand they are splendidly sordid.

An altogether classier piece in todays Stella mag (Sunday Telegraph) has yours truly sharing his pearls of wisdom on infidelity amongst young women today.  I cant find the online link to share it with you but I will try to pop it on later.

I hope that Arsene Wenger’s wife is a Daily Mail reader so she would hav read the article by William Nicholson on why you should forgive your husband’s infidelity.  You see, it’s just sex.  As Nicholson points out  ‘I, too, like any husband, would enjoy making love with another woman, if there were no consequences. I don’t do it, because there are consequences. Because when I balance up the gains and losses I find I stand to lose too much’.

Well Arsene seems to have gone the footballers route on matters adulterous with a sexy French pop singer.  My God, give a man a pair of Nikes and there is no stopping him!  I’d never though of Arsene as someone who plays away but then who knows?  You’d have thought that he’d had enough experience of the way the press can rummage through these things to be more prudent. Oh well, it will probably give him extra street cred in the dugout.