We are in the news today!  We sponsored a survey on sex in marriage and we seem to be getting good coverage.   Whilst I don’t think the survey results break any new ground it does allow online media to use some ‘lingerie-clad’ models and pouting partners.  Nothing wrong in that!

Back from hols on Sept 1st

David

We have been looking at disaster dates on the forum this week.  The best report from the front lines came from an LL lady who found herself in a hotel bedroom with a foot fetishist wearing a colostomy bag (an artificial bowel).  This was like the script for an arthouse movie.  Another client last week mentioned an oriental lady he met through us who spent most of the hotel time in obsessive compulsive washing – no ‘down and dirty’ for her.   This all goes to show that until you open the box you just don’t know what chocolates are going to fall out.   I’m back from my hols next week, then its blogging as usual.

David

Welcome to Madrid, home of the Prado, centre of culture, fine shops, fine food and great traditions. Anxious to experience all that Madrid can offer the discerning visitor Peter Crouch found a local whore and grabbed a blow job in the back of a taxi. Since, surprisingly, our Peter doesn’t ‘habla’ anything at all – barely English – the negotiations were aided by the bemused taxi driver. This cultural event was followed by a swift ‘one-two’ at a cheap hotel. The local lady who goes under the unlikely name of Monica Mint succeeded in getting a complete portfolio of her glamour model shots into the News of the World and a satisfactory plug on the caught offside website. What a nice start to the new football season!