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Sperm donations required, form an orderly queue

[Posted January 22nd, 2010]

According to research at Sheffield University there is a severe shortage of homegrown UK sperm available for donations.  It seems that wome are having to go abroad or order a bottle-full online.   Solution!!!  A quick subscription to loving links and they can fill themselves to joyous excess free of charge and they will probably get a nice meal thrown in.  If speed is of the essence they can give me a call and I’ll invite them to our members party on Feb 5th in London where they can get a donation on the spot!

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