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So the Tiger is in a sex addiction clinic on the offchance that Elin might come home.  We wish him well but does anyone seriously believe for one moment that he will ever hang up his clubs?  Once its clear that neither Elin or his sponsors are coming home he will be potting every birdie he can fit in.  

I had a potential client around to see me the other day, apparently he got caught shagging the nanny - Jude Law style - it seems the wife was none too happy and kicked him out from the marital bedroom.  He is still seeing the nanny (I love her deeply David, it wasn’t just the sex)  but now wants a spare to tick him over whilst he sorts himself out.  All this with a deluded ‘my marriage is important to me’.