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Tiger has golf club up his arse

[Posted November 30th, 2009]

Tiger Woods was hit into the rough this weekend when apparently his lovely wife sensed that he had been out ‘on the pull’.  Well, it must be enormoously tempting to play ‘an extra round’ when you are worth mega millions and look amazingly fit.  But as we saw with Gordon Ramsay and others if you build your PR/sponsorship image around a loving family nest you have to be whiter than white or extraordinarily careful.

Closer to home our beloved Travelodge chain might have some problems from its Dubai ownership.  We have all used Travelodge and wish it well.  Hopefully, if it is sold it will carry on as before offering a cheap nookie service to the UK’s philandering population.  The other sure fall out from Dubai will be an influx of cheap/flashy sex workers who our now sitting aimlessly in the Metropolitan night club.   Expect standing room only at the Mandarin hotel Knightsbridge.

One Response to “Tiger has golf club up his arse”

  1. Nick Says:

    Hi David,

    That’s brilliant..really made me chuckle.. as does any witty critique of the sanctimonious celebrity clique.
    All the best,

    N

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