I’m on my holidays but I was interested to come across a good piece in the Independent today on women blogging on their adulterous activities.  I plan to visit each of these blogs when I have a moment but it does look like a tasty collection of sunday confessionals

My dear departed chum Petruska Clarkson cropped up in conversation this morning.  Always brings a smile to my face when I recall workshops I helped her with.  I will never forget one of our students – a young good looking black guy – telling the class how wonderful he felt that he was able to help his girlfriend to multiple orgasm for the first time.  He had always felt uncomfortable because he didnt follow his racial stereotype of being well-endowed.  We taught him to forget size and focus on perfect technique but until it happened he didnt believe us.  I so regret Petruska’s untimely death as I used to send clients (male and female) to her for sexual coaching.  I have a current male client who I have been working with for months and although he has far more confidence with women I so wish petruska was there to add her final touches of insight and brilliance.

Of all the acronyms I have come across in recent years MILF is the strangest.  It means ‘mothers that I’d like to fuck’.  I couldn’t believe it!  I had noticed the word ‘MILF’ in various google small ads so I looked in Wiki and got the answer.  What then, I wondered was the diffrence between a ‘MILF’ and a ‘yummy mummy’?  Apparently a ‘yummy mummy’ is under 30years of age and a ‘MILF’ is 30+  – an arbitary distnction or E.U sanctioned???    I remember in those golden days before the interporn sleazed up extramarital dating clients would ask about ‘yummy mummies’ and they usually meant any of those nicely presented women in their late 20′s thru 30′s picking up the kids in their 4×4′s on the school run.  I even used ‘yummy mummy’ as a description of some of our more fragrant younger ladies.   Now they they have been ‘MILFED’  and debased by the tabloid porn merchants on the net. 

Moral dilemma in today’s Evening Standard.  Usual stuff ‘I was naughty, betrayed my husband after 2 years of marriage should I tell him?  Frankly darling I don’t think it’s a great idea but have a read what the ‘experts think’.

Interesting piece in this weeks Sunday Times in the ‘Aunt Sally’ column.  Sally Brampton advises a man who is a sex addict.  I’m sure his predicament is familiar to many of our readers.  Loving parent, good job etc BUT an uncontollable need to chase and seduce other women even at the fatal risk to all he holds dear.  Sally’s comments make a lot of sense.

Someone just phoned me, whilst I was enjoying my lunch, to enthusiastically sell me google placements for the search term ‘discreet adult dating’.  Since I know we have top 5 placings on regular google for ‘adultery dating’ and ‘married dating’ I just went online to check the ‘discreet adult dating’ listings.  Interestingly none of the usual suspects from the world of extramarital dating were around, instead there were sites called NaughtyCanoodle and BornNaughty.  Best of all was a site called shashitarom which gets first page status from spamming ‘dicreet adult dating’ all over its index page.   Most of these sites are sleazy and top shelf and obviously there to trap the unwary.  The reason we get labelled occasionally with the discreet adult dating moniker is because Private Eye magazine won’t let us use the phrase ‘married’ or ‘attached’ or ‘affair’ in our  regular advertisement so discreet adult dating was a compromise – its not a phrase I’ve ever liked and even less now

I just got an email from Mr Obam Lampard advising me that I have won a million pounds in the E-Lotto Microsoft Team Extra-Marital and all this comes from the esteemed Microsoft Co-operation.    The insane thing is that someone, somewhere is sending their personal information to Mr Obam Lampard.  If they are that stupid how do they manage to turn on a computer in the first place??

They must come from that same gene pool of loonies who send spam registrations to our site every day of the week which they can’t activate anyway since they use non-existent email addresses.

Our late nite chat has been ticking by very nicely with a regular crowd of forum and dating site members, we are continually updating the chat features but everything seems to take a bit longer than planned.  We hope that it will all be sorted in the coming days.

On a lovely positive note I have just been invited to a wedding by a couple who originally met thru us and have set up home togetther – I know this is a bit of an ‘own goal’ for an extramarital site but they seem like a match made in heaven.

Have a great weekend

There has been a lot of talk about carbon offsetting and whether prince Charles is helping the planet flying thousands of miles around the globe and talking ‘green’.  One of my favourite sites is an infidelity offsetting site called cheatneutral.com  where you can offeset your philandering by sponsoring a faithful partner.  It is deliciously conceived and I have even explored how we can tie in with their concept. 

I feel that I am continually prattling on about the same core topic – the ineptness of my fellow man (the gender not the human race).  Once again I had the same sorry complaint from a lovely lady who wants a fun affair – no ties, no support no complications.  Unfortunately the things she wants to do (have meal/sex) actually requires a man with more than a spare 30 minutes before rushing off to collect his daughter from swimming!  ‘Why not come over to my office?’  he suggests ‘It’s Saturday and I have the place to myself.’.  Great she thinks.  She agrees to schlep over for 11.30    ”We could grab some lunch and maybe a stroll in the park – the sun is shining’ she optimistically remarks.  ‘Oh no, he retorts, got to be home for 1.00 !’   Problem is she actually likes the guy and feels better with him than another guy who has the time but is cool and unreponsive  as a lover.   ‘What planet are these guys on?’ she asks me with heartfelt sincerity.  I don’t know what to answer anymore, running an affair is hardly rocket science it just takes a bit of thought, a bit of planning and a bit of understanding.   The really bonkers thing is these guys actually think they are ‘class A’  lovers and seducers