I really despair of the merry world of adultery. Now that someone has set up a website called something like ‘no dinner required’ or something along those lines. I havent visited it since it would depress me. I always felt that my clients wanted a bit of romance, a nice meal, a gentle seduction. Maybe I am wrong, maybe the ‘no dinner’ crowd are more ‘on message’ than me? I just had a call from a lovely new lady client in her 30’s - cute, exotic and sexy. She met up with 3 of my private clients last week and she was amazed by the urgency they all had to get down to the ‘act’ without wasting time over any of the getting to know you stages. Then one of them had the Chutzpah to say how he wouldnt want to have sex with a prostitute! The girl told him that that was exactly how he was trying to treat her but without paying! Yet when i speak to these clients they tell me how they want the magic and mysetry of a relationship. I think they are lying to me and to themselves - they would all prefer to skip dinner and go straight to a hotel room 