Times online is turning into a daily delight for me it is by far the most salacious source of quality nookie stories around.  This one is a peach!  A wife writes about how British airways kindly upgraded her husban and a blonde he was chatting up into First class so they could have a bonk without disturbing other passengers.  The husband - gentleman that he is - was  sociable enough to tell the girl his first name and what he did.  She then googled him and besieged him with txt messages and generally boiled some bunnies.  The wife is migghtily angry that finding someone on google is so easy!   The problem is that unless you are sure you are going to get your wicked way with a fellow passenger how can you know not to introduce yourself properly?   ‘Hi I’m Simon , a senior partner at PWC Glasgow office.’ 

There is a good checklist in Times online on points to consider before you ‘fess up to your partner on your extra curricular activities.  You can apparently even call relate who will counsel you through your options for just £45.00.   The most telling point in the checklist is …

‘f there is no way that your partner will find out about a one-off misdemeanour on a business trip, and you want your relationship to survive, honesty is not necessarily the best policy.’

Time to confess :

When you tell your partner your motive should be a genuine desire to improve or, if necessary, gently terminate your relationship.

A good checklist that you can pick and mix from to salve your conscience

The IMF chief Dominique Strauss Kahn( DSK) has apologised for "an incident concerning me and a staff member".  They had been making ‘crac - crac’ as the French so eloquently put it.   The other party Ms Piroska Nagy has been dismissed by DSK’s wife as a one night stand.  Are the rules in France changing on crac crac?  We hope not.  The french system has been the model for the Links’ view on the world as it should be - vive le crac-crac!

she’s gone to Covent Garden!  Mum is drinking and she aint with dad!!!!! ;-)   Online dating can only go so far - much like online Iccelandic banking.  At a moment you have to take a reality check.  Are these people real??  Is the site serious???  Well you only had to look at our bunch of lovely ladies and happy gents drinking and flirting in Covent garden last nite to know that Loving links IS the site you can bank on (ha ha ha! - that was a pun!!!),

Next drinks do in November - check our forum for info.

An article in todays Daily Mail elevates the late Beatle to the Loving Links hall of fame.  Not only was Lennon a ‘randy old goat’ but he encouraged young Yoko to play around.  Why this revelation should suprise anyone is beyond me but Mail readers should fee some degree of outrage that the couple who treated us to a ‘love-in’ were actually promiscuous too.

Having an affair can really kill you especially if you are prone to bad headaches from stress from a secret relationship.   Italian neurologist Lorenzo Pinessi  says ‘ patients who think they are at risk should try to cool it, take time out from the affair and have a brain scan - and avoid sexual positions where the male is on his feet.’  So no sink shags a la ‘Fatal Atttraction’ then