Archive for August, 2008



End of the affair?

[Posted August 28th, 2008]

Some serious scaremongering from the Daily Mail on technology and extramarital affairs.  This is a subject that has been worrying for a long while - the paradox being that whilst technology makes affairs easier  to arrange it makes it much more likely that you will be hoisted by your own petard.  What’s the answer?  Be extra dilligent in covering your tracks and buy my book ‘The Joy of Adultery‘ before it is too late.

No, my daughter is not like me!

[Posted August 13th, 2008]

A recent Observer piece by Ruth Sunderland  considers that single women get involved with married men because their fathers were philanderers.  Well I am a career philanderer and my daughter wouldn’t dream of dating a married guy.  To extrapolate from the Sienna Miller affair to the offspring of other adulterous fathers is a load of baloney!

Secrets of amazing sex

[Posted August 11th, 2008]

Writing in the Mail today Kathryn Knight discovers the 4 magic secrets to great sex and surprise, surprise  you don’t need a swing or a rampant bunny.  No, all you need is the right attitude.  We need to seduce ourselves rather than seduce the other person.  You then have to ’surrender’  - you have to condition yourself to be fully present during sex’.   Well,  for most of my clients their concern is that their spouses are not present during sex lol.

 

Late nite chatting

[Posted August 5th, 2008]

Our chat room goes from strength to strength.  Last nite we had more than 20 users chatting away on a range of topics from orgies to the mysterious identity of ‘Corporate Babe’ .  I finally laughed myself to exhaustion at 1.30 a.m after an amazing contribution from a newbie chatter.  What I most enjoy about chat is that you have a dynamic lacking in a static forum.  Whereas on our forum - especially the ‘Thunderdome’ - people have time to brood and seethe in chat it all moves quickly and nasty situations are avoided.  I was uncertain about setting up the chat area but now I really like it and find it an addictive end to the day.  Its also fun to watch people’s faces in realtime - and International with a super chatter in the U.S.A .

I’ll kill the bitch…… (or vache as they say in France)

[Posted August 5th, 2008]

A woman in her fifties speaks of the torment caused by her deceitful but charming 72-year-old husband’s affair with a family carer

Great piece in today’s Times in their secret confession series where a wife describes her anguish of life with a 72 year old career philanderer who is doing naughty french things with a family carer.  Indeed some of our most enthusiastic clients are in their later years and as keen to play as ever.