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"…as long as he doesn’t have a beer belly all else can be negotiable.."   That was how this morning’s conversation started and it carried on in much the same way as she explained in some detail why her husband was ready for the knackers yard.  Hasn’t listened to me in years, is mean, let himself go to pot….    I quickly explained to her that we don’t take on guys who are pot bellied or boring.   "Do you reject them then?" she asked.   "Yes" I said.  ‘"In which case if my husband ever came to see you he would have ended up on the reject pile - I rather like that image."

So if you receive a text from me today inviting you to contact this woman you will know that I don’t consider you fat or boring!!!   If I don’t text you then it is probably she lives at the other end of town from you and it just wouldn’t work