One of our more interesting female newcomers lives in Northern Europe but likes to visit London regularly to enjoy our fine city.  Since she met up with Loving Links tourism has taken on a whole new meaning for her.  She is one of the most liberated women I have ever met and appears to have an almost unquenchable thirst for carnal pleasure.  We, of course, have no problems on the supply side and she has been working her way steadily thru our ’stormtroopers’.    She started off using  online dating sites but found that many guys were ‘all mouth and no trousers’ when it came to solid delivery.  This is often the case in cyber dating on all sites where it is easy to be ‘Mr Stud-u-like’ behind a laptop screen but a little less impressive when a real woman is offering to fulfill your fantasies as long as you can fulfill hers!   Loving Links ’stormtroopers’  take a while to earn that accolade - we need lots of solid feedback from the ladies but once they are given that rank they are always first in line for serious hard core sex.

Had an interesting lady pass by to see us this week.  She had phoned me the other week from her place in Marbella and bent my ear for  almost an hour on the state of her marriage so I knew pretty much wha to expect in person.   Nice looking, well cared for, a classic Berkshire trophy wife she was quick to bring me up to speed on why she was having coffee with me.  Her globe-trotting husband had been caught out on running a local mistress in Kuwait - an Indian tart with a taste for gold bling -  he pleaded an ‘error in judgement’.   Apparently the error lasted for the best part of a year with trips and pressies etc.   The wife was obviously indignant in the way only a quality engishwoman can be.   She felt that maybe it was the moment to put loyalty to one side and try a bit of fun herself.   She was however quite charming when she was concerned on not being home to make her husband his evening meal if she was dating in town.  I told her to tell him to shut up and get an Indian takeaway!!!

"…as long as he doesn’t have a beer belly all else can be negotiable.."   That was how this morning’s conversation started and it carried on in much the same way as she explained in some detail why her husband was ready for the knackers yard.  Hasn’t listened to me in years, is mean, let himself go to pot….    I quickly explained to her that we don’t take on guys who are pot bellied or boring.   "Do you reject them then?" she asked.   "Yes" I said.  ‘"In which case if my husband ever came to see you he would have ended up on the reject pile - I rather like that image."

So if you receive a text from me today inviting you to contact this woman you will know that I don’t consider you fat or boring!!!   If I don’t text you then it is probably she lives at the other end of town from you and it just wouldn’t work

It’s all ladies again who want to share a quiet coffee with me.  I’m not complaining of course, Links Gold is nicely balanced at the moment.  It does make me smile though when pinstripe suited women turn up with raunchy thoughts.   Anyone watching us drink our coffee at our swish hotel setting would assume a business meeting rather than a dating discussion.  A fly on the wall would have a laugh as she brought me up to speed on last year’s encounters.  "Go easy on the kinky this year David" she said.  "I don’t know if showering in my clothes is really my cup of tea".   "did he eat your shoes too?" I asked.   "David, you do know your men don’t you" she smiled demurely.  "He paid for the stuff didn’t he?" I enquired.  "Abso - bloody - lutely!  A real gentleman!"

A new lady is coming to see me tomorrow, I hope she is as much fun…

But no!  There is a test kit out there that will find hidden traces of semen in your clothes/towels etc.  These bastards are out to get you.  Read this:

Women all around the world have used this product to identify unknown traces of semen on things like towels, socks, sheets, shirts, underwear, upholstery etc. Remember, after sex traces of semen are everywhere. Be creative in your search. This product has the ability to change lives. Be prepared for the results.

How  you would manage to get traces of cum in your socks is beyond me but the worrying thing is someone out there is buying this stuff…

I guess many of our readers would take great care with incriminating text messages.  Those little sexy texts that brighten our day.  We get them, we smile to ourselves and then click delete.  End of story - but is it?  Not neccesarily  - there are cunning devices out there that cost around £60.00 that can resurrect your deleted texts with scary  accuracy.  Look at this little number

Best bet is to have a seperate pay as you go phone with a sim that never ever leaves its secure place , desk, briefcase etc.   Do not assume that a text deleted is a worry removed - it is no longer the case.

Lovely new client today.  I asked her what her story was - ‘why us, why now?’   she replied that so far only her hairdresser knew the score.  She then added me to her list of confidantes.  The details don’t matter but it prompted me to think on who women confide in apart from their close friends and do men confide in anybody at all?  Certainly I have a group of clients who are kind enough to wine and dine me at regular intervals so that they can tell me what they have been up to and get my reaction.  One of them is a top barrister and she saves up all her dating stories for a twice-yearly afternoon tea in town with me.  I am the only person she can tell these things to.  Maybe I should suggest her hairdresser?   I did have a client for a while who drove me bonkers with tales of his conquests and for my murmurs of approval that he had graduated into the hall of heroes.  Certainly, neither his close friends or colleagues would have imagined he was a wannabe swordsman so he had to bite his tongue about impressing them with his seductive prowess.  I notice this attitude with guys who have come to dating quite late in life and never dated much in their early years and probably married their first proper girlfriend straight from university.

I havent blogged for a week or so mainly because I have been travelling with restricted online access and also I had a hell of a lot of other things to do.

But life here at Links castle never really stops - here we are on a sunny saturday and i just had a meeting with a very nice lady who travelled in from Essex to meet me.  I am glad she did, I am sure we will find someone special for her.   She was rather shy which I like as a quality (better than brazen) and with realistic hopes in the romantic arena.  She was a very independent type of single mum who has fared very well for herself over the years and doesnt want to give up her own freedom when she dates.

Noticed a piece in the Daily Mail the other day about guys losing their sex drive in a long term relationship.  I do get a lot of women saying that their bloke had gone ‘all pipe and slippers’ on them when they hit 50 and as we know a woman in her 50’s is hot to trot 24/7!   So we delight in the pipe and slipper brigade since it sends the wives to us looking for a bit more.

Back to regular blogging tomorrow.