Archive for April, 2008



Adultery in the pulpit

[Posted April 10th, 2008]

So Pentecostal hypocrite Michael Reid bites the dust under the grinding foot of the Daily Mail   I have no sympathy at all for this sort of adulterer caught with his pants down.  He would have been the first to call for loving links to be shut down yet he wasn’t content with a bit of private ‘bishop bashing’ he decided to go deep and dirty  with his choir mistress.  His wife has forgiven him she is probably too shocked and dazed to do anything else.

An affair and the art of compromise

[Posted April 9th, 2008]

I was chatting to one of our lovely ladies the other day and we were discussing a possible contact.  "But what is he looking for?" she asked.  I replied he was after a Claudia Schiffer-style woman.  "Ok" she said "He can close his eyes and imagine i’m Claudia Schiffer and I’ll close my eyes and imagine he’s Brad Pitt!"   This says it in a nutshell, in these things its down to compromise.  Some clients of mine just keep walking away from excellent opportunities because they are not willing to be flexible on age, height, hair on head, attention to make up etc.  They need to close their eyes more and enjoy what life offers them - they could be pleasantly suprised.

The ‘Other woman’ club

[Posted April 9th, 2008]

Great posting on the Best Of craigs list I spotted recently - I’ll quote it in full:

I want to have a club. A club made only for women who made the poor decision of dating and falling in love with a married man.

I don’t want this to be a club for women who date married men repeatedly because they like certain aspects of it. This club would be for women who have only done it once, and vowed (and kept the vow) of not ever doing it again.

We can discuss a subject each week.

Week One might go something like this,
"Why the fuck didn’t I listen to the 1500 people who told me this was a bad idea?"

Week Two might have this title:
"Why sex with married men is often 1000 times better than sex with single men, and how the fuck am I ever going to go back to having sex in a bed at night like normal people when I’ve been giving blow jobs in the back seat of cars for the last six months because my married boyfriend doesn’t want to run into my roommates?"

Week Three might be a break from all the angst and we can choose one of the married men to stalk briefly and innocently… maybe we can wheatpaste all the poles on his block with the simple phrase, "There is philanderer who lives amongst you"… Yeah, that sounds fun.

Week four we can delve into some Gestalt Therapy. One of the recently dumped/dumper can scream into an empty chair, "You told me we would move to Sweden when you left her and you just bought tickets to take your family to Sweden for Christmas???? I thought you were taking ME to SWEDEN? I fucking hate you and hope you get mugged and killed by a group of Swedish Assasins on Christmas Eve. And by the way your come tastes nasty!" Then, we can all go give our friend a big hug and proceed to get really drunk. Yippee!

Week Five we will all commend ourselves on how much cuter we are (as compared to the wives), and then feel bad for having aything against the wife, since we must remember it’s her idiotic husband that we hate.

Week Six? New member recruitment. When trying to get new members, remember that they still might be in the denial phase. You must fully expect to hear the following phrases,
"No, this is really totally different than your average infidelity situation",

"But *my* boyfriend has never done this before",

"Oh, he’s leaving her, he’s been trying to let her down lightly, it might take some time."

"Oh, he’s got kids, so he has to do this in his own way"

Or if he doesn’t have kids,

"His wife is very sensitive, she’s threatended to commit suicide/is bipolar/is psychotic"

Women, you know what to tell the new recruit,

"If he is still in the same house as her, he’s not in the midst of leaving her. He’s with her. If he was *actually* prepared to leave, he would *actually* be taking steps to find another bed to sleep in, not *actually* text messaging you twice a day as his method of talking to the ‘love of his life’ on the weekend. And actually? His wife probably *is* pyschotic and suicidal and it’s actually because her husband is a lying dipshit."

Sexless marriage?

[Posted April 8th, 2008]

Very good discussion on the askmen blog th a wide range of intelligent comment from guys of all ages

Sex and the older woman

[Posted April 8th, 2008]

Just when I thought that loving links women were getting younger our average age went shooting up again with a new client.  i have no idea of her age but she was elegant, refined, tall and slim and she had just finished a relationship with a 38 year old.  She seems to have no concern for her own age - much less self obsessed than many younger women - and sees herself as great date in our market.  Judging from initial reaction I think she is right.  Guys do seem to appreciate the allure of a sophisticated older woman, their agendas are far less complex and they are likely to be quite appreciative of a younger man’s energy levels.  Mind you. the balance shifted again 6 hours later when I signed up a 25 year old dentist who was too foxy to be true

And you think you’ve met some bastards….

[Posted April 8th, 2008]

Here’s a lovely guy to get involved with from the www.dontdatehimgirl.com hall of fame

Sociopathic, Pathelogical liar. Married a girl and left her a week later and started dating me. Proposed and planned our wedding for May…This dude is whacked! I think he has been written off as a player, but it’s way deeper than that. He lies about insignificant things, makes up stories of heroism, claims E-6 military rank, John also claims he has done 2 tours to Iraq and so on. ALL LIES!! he even went as far as making an appointment w/ a realtor for us to look at this house. Said he got approved (his VA loan), and we would be closing on the house at the end of October. He even lied about having a dog named Boss that he said stayed at his uncle’s house. Well, I consider myself lucky to have caught him in his lies before could’ve did some major damage!!! Also found out he has 1 1/2yr. old daughter in Waukegan that he doesn’t take care of!!! DEADBEAT!!!!! This dude believes his own lies!!! Sick as hell. Watch out!!!

Dont suffer in silence - ask the world.

[Posted April 6th, 2008]

Here is a great link if you want to sit in judgement on the sexual trangressions of others.  Here they have agony aunt questions where you can poll your opinion.  Here’s a sample question :

I promised myself this wouldn’t happen but I have gotten myself involved with this woman. Before my I got married, I was cheating on my then girlfriend with this same woman. I managed to break it off when we got engaged but it was hard because this woman didn’t want to let me go. She was even at my wedding because she is supposed to be a friend. Now it has started again. She just kept calling and emailing. Now I feel like if I try to break it off again that she’s going to tell my wife or do something crazy. I really don’t know what to do. Part of me just wishes she would die

The choices are:

  • Evil Slut!
  • How Could You?!
  • Kinda Messed Up
  • Only Human
  • Romantic!
  • Great fun!!!

Jesus Christ! We are listed!

[Posted April 4th, 2008]

One of the joys of running a website is that you can pass time surfing the web looking for other sites that mention you or link to you.  I just came across a beauty - the Jesus army search engine seems to take a very broad view of its ministry and happily promotes just about every alternative lifestyle on the net.  I say great!  They seem like a fun crowd.

Up the pole in Helsinki

[Posted April 4th, 2008]

Finnish Foreign Minister Ilkka Kanerva was forced to quit his job this week after he admitted bombarding a stripper with mobile phone texts.  Finnish chums of mine suggest that it was the fact that he made himself look ridiculous, rather than the fact that he wanted to know what she wore under her dress, that he was obliged to step down.   Those who know Helsinki are aware that it is quite normal to see cabinet ministers on the prowl in pick up joints like Storyville jazz club.  Well good luck to them I say!  It can get very chilly in Finland in the winter.

Loving links press release

[Posted April 3rd, 2008]

Here is the link to our press release announcing the newlook website and blog