Taking my name in vain
[Posted April 16th, 2008]HAHA some craigslist joker ran the following ad that sopmeone spotted:
Too cheap for Loving Links - 44 (East/Central London)
Reply to: pers-642963470@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-15, 11:23AM BST
Okay, so maybe 85 quid for two months’ ‘premium’ access isn’t outrageous, but it seems like a lot to me!
I’m looking for a long-term ‘thing’ with a woman my age - likely married or in a relationship (as am I), but looking for excitement, fun, and really wild things. A lover, friend, confidente - an interest in rock music would help, but that really would be a bonus.
My keywords are: musical, geeky, mathematical, moderately twisted, literate, six-foot-three, hairy, well-covered, brown hair, brown eyes, dominant-but-caring, open-minded, left-field, left-wing(ish), extrovert, introvert (yes, it’s possible!), tactile, cunning, funny (in my mind, as Izzard would have it), generous, free-spirited, orally-fixated (yeah, yeah, yeah), non-smoker, very light drinker (cheap date), curry-loving, kinky, green (in an environmental sense), discreet, body-sex, mind-sex, mind-otherthings, friendly.
…and yours?
Really had me chuckling..









